Why Lego Airplanes Are Important In Every Lego Nation
April 6th, 2010
Photo Courtesy of BrickShelf.com
It’s a fact of life that’s taken for granted. But it’s something that minifigs from all the LEGO Nations in the whole Universe should never forget: where would we be without air planes?
Think about it.
A trip to the next town that would normally last 30 seconds by terrain vehicles (provided that the LEGO owner wouldn’t cheat, suddenly stand up and just walk to the desired destination with the now flying car in hand) would only take three small seconds – reducing the journey to a tenth of the maximum time required under normal, non-flying standards.
And from that, the possibilities are ENDLESS.
LEGO Landers no longer need to wait in long commutes! Sea ships and trains will soon become obsolete! This is the dawn of a bright new era: an era of love and peace, without famine, war or strife. Technological advancements are progressing every single day, and soon we will live in a world without climate changes, xenophobia or massive squid invasion. Because when LEGO Landers look up, they now see a beacon of hope. They witness a marvel of science that could only mean a greater future for all. And most of all, they are reminded of a time when all were yellow, and there was no racism; when all were human, and there were no alien wars; when all were sexless, and there were no AIDS.
The good times may have come and gone, but better times are on their way.
All thanks to the LEGO Plane: the reminder of glorious days in Legoland, and the symbol of a brighter tomorrow.
So dear readers, whether you have kids or you’re one at heart, remember to pass on the stories of how Luc2000 built a red single engine piston prop model plane, or how a man named Furius constructed a conceptually original transforming-plane-to-a-robot. Because these men who hide their identities under ill-conceived names…they’re the unsung heroes who are building extraordinary improvements on our lackluster lives with but a handful of ordinary LEGO blocks.





